Joelle Page

[Joelle Page @jukz]

I bet @dkelce1 would know what time Travis was born. Help us out, Donna!

[Gracey ✨ @northastrology]

Since Travis Kelce’s birth time is not known (yet, give me time) here is Taylor Swift’s birth chart with Kelce’s planets on the outer wheel ⚡️

His Libra Sun + Mars boosts her 11th House of friendships and community

His Scorpio Venus conjunct her Scorpio Mars means ELECTRICITY for them both

His Moon & her Sun are hilarious & their connection feels like best friends meets lovers

Kelce’s last breakup revolved around his ex being a spoiled brat and him not wanting to foot the bill/be embarrassed by her antic much longer. His mom/family couldn’t stand her… meanwhile this 2nd House pileup indicates they both bring their own to the table. His Saturn conjunct her Mercury in the 2nd House indicates marriage potential here.

They have the same path as far as soul purpose, living by example through human connection is exactly what they embody.

Taylor’s Vertex (aka spiritual gifts and magical people you may meet) and Jupiter is conjunct Kelce’s Jupiter, showing a LOOOOOOOOOOT of motherly love + approval on both ends.

Travis’ Mercury falls in her 10th House making her public image impacted by him in a positive way, a Virgo Mercury may be critical at times and Travis will have to push past his discomfort of everyone knowing his business for this to be manageable long term ⚡️

[Joelle Page @jukz]

Dear lord I’m old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Joelle Page @jukz]

Justin sometimes turns on Fox News “just to see what they’re talking about.” We watched this rant happen live. I usually insist he turn it off pretty quick, but we just couldn’t look away this time. It just kept getting more and more unhinged.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

my dude was ON ONE tonight

(seriously, this was all just from tonight)

[Joelle Page @jukz]

@malogna89 “Willing his D to force a fumble” 🤡🤡🤡

[Joelle Page @jukz]

It’s always a #GDTBATH, but this day is testing that.

[Joelle Page @jukz]

Woof. Literally.

[Joelle Page @jukz]

Life update: someone commandeered my twitter account a couple weeks ago, made my profile pic an anime character, and deleted all my tweets. Mourning the loss of every witty one-liner, UNC basketball exclamation, and reaction to internet foolishness of the last 13+ years.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

If a gunman can walk into a military base like Fort Hood with 100% of the populace 'highly trained" in firearms use, and still murder 13 people with a pistol, do you honestly think that 20% of teachers having a gun is going to stop the next killer who may have an AR-15?

[Henry @DeionGottaSTFU]

Me as an Falcons fan this year

[Joelle Page @jukz]

@adamikaplan This team is maddening much of the time, sure, but you don't oust a hall of famer because of it.

[Joelle Page @jukz]

@adamikaplan Not sure who those geniuses think would be both willing to take the job and able to do better than 6 E8, 3 F4, 2 NC in 9 years.

[Joelle Page @jukz]

Oh, it's Bruce Pearl? That makes more sense then.

[Joelle Page @jukz]

This TV crew is terrible. First McAdoo should settle for more jumpers, then Roy didn't really want Wiggins? Okay.

[Adam Lucas @jadamlucas]

Lakers at Mavs tonight. @mrvincecarter15 had 19 points. @kbutter5 had 18P/6A. Marshall was four years old when Vince enrolled at UNC.

[Ben Swain @TheBenSwain]

Taking orders now you guys

[Joelle Page @jukz]

"The ACC's a dadgum good football conference." - Jimbo "Roy" Fisher