Julian Parkhill

let the good times roll.

[Julian Parkhill @jule_ian]

@starnzsays Just search used wedding dresses on Facebook market place. You can narrow down the search being size specific.

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The next human I see that identifies as a furry I’m calling the fuckin ASPCA.

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@chelseadagger__ The artist that did 80% of my leg, did it during Covid.. in my apartment. And she fucking crushed it. 🤐

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You can give someone a field of roses, and they’d still be mad they have thorns on them.

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Man, RIP @kblock43 #legend

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Wearing shorts and a T-shirt in November doesn’t make you look cool bro.

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It is November, right?

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It’s hard to tell who has more fun on Halloween. The adults or the kids.

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Awko taco

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If and when I do have kids, I hope they’re not as big a pussy as I was when I started loosing my baby teeth.

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@tayloranntrout If it stops you’ll never get to your destination.

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Man, the universe knows what’s up sometimes.

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I got cut off 2 times on my way to work this morning. If that’s any indication on how my day is going to go, I’m about to turn the Fuck around and go home.

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When you can’t stay motivated, stay consistent.

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Could you imagine when full parking lots are changed to accommodate electric cars, and on April fools, or mischief night unplugging every single car. Lol

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Always something.

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I don’t understand people who thrive off of annoying other people.

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Why does everyone go to Florida in the summer? NJ isn’t hot enough for you?

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A middle aged man at the barber shop just looked me up and down, said hello, and followed that with “you got a lot of money on that body” in reference to my tattoos lol.

That’s a first.