Your Overly Friendly Neighbor

your overly friendly neighbor.
here to overshare & overanalyze

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Moving to America is hard. Nothing makes no sense, the dates and units of measurements are wrong, and I don't even remember all the insurances I have.

But its saving grace? #Chipotle .

God bless you, Burrito Bowls.

@ChipotleTweets #balancedmeal?
#hungry

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Everyone tells me I'll miss my children being little, but at the same time, can someone not touch me for a full *10 seconds*? Thanks.

#mom #littlekids #momlife

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Being a human in America is just way too much work.

#america #funny

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

*someone honks while I'm in my home* omg are they honking at me???

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

I kinda feel bad I don't care or go crazy over the World Cup. My kids soccer games, however.... Can 4 year-olds get red cards?
#worldcup #mom

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Are...are there people out there that don't care about soccer? Asking for a friend...
#worldcup #sports?

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Quickly realizing it was easier being a working person than a stay-at-home mom. I'm ready to start a union
#mom #tired

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Every day in my new neighborhood, I have to drive by estates so big that one mansion has an entire family of shrubs sculpted into elephants. And they’re blue. What in the name of rich people is this???? 🐘

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Not gonna lie, the thing I'm most excited for about moving to America is Costco.

#costco #AdventureAwaits

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Me: Hi, nice to meet you!

Them: Oh we already met.

Me: Well, clearly I didn't remember that, so what am I supposed to do now with that information

#humor #relatable #socialanxiety

[corb @awshuqs]

in a world full of rooms, be the elephant

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

**Trying to blend in at Easter brunch**

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

@grovymango I don't know why this is right, but I do know that it is

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

Me, two seconds away from trauma dumping on someone who absolutely did not ask:

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

**Me trying to act normal after meeting someone new**: Anyway, so my doctor says the growth isn’t serious, but the smell is…"concerning".

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

@PontistGirl Girl, get it.

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

@MerriamWebster Damnit Merriam-Webster, stop teaching me things while also making me smile.
It's confusing !

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, then it was somehow still getting worse times, followed by a limited series of unprecedented times.

#millennial #unprecedentedtimes

[Your Overly Friendly Neighbor @jules44556]

@LloydLegalist Cheese connoisseur or ladies man?