Jules predictably

Have you noticed that when people sing Over the Rainbow the second line sounds like Weigh a pie?
anti-social media aficionado. (cheers Colin)

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

Thankyou. This brought me a lot of joy.

[Daniel Finkelstein @Dannythefink]

What is happening upstairs while downstairs I’m in leader conference

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is the best thing i've seen today!!

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 18 Jan: Catpong practice round 3: I think I’ve shaken the rust off my paws now. My American Human gives it a bit more welly this time but I am totally ready. I’m not saying I’m trained up for the World Catpong Cup just yet, but I reckon I’ve got my cat mojo back. Rolf x

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 18 Nov: Some people think that if you have a cat, you can still control your work environment. As they say in parts of New Yawk, fuggetaboutit. Any attempt to use a keyboard has to be done between tail swishes. Dem’s da rules. Rolf x

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@MichaelLieberHQ Charles's twin brother, Kevin Dickens. Famous founder of Dickens' Cider.
My girlfriend says she loves Dickens' Cider.
What?

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 10 Nov: It’s #RelaxWithRolf Friday and thereby hangs a tail. Literally. Accompanied by a lovely tune of course. In this case Gloriana: Courtly Dances, by Benjamin Britten. Now Dr Claudia, tell me again what were you trying to do on that keyboard? Rolf x

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 12 Nov: Note to humans: Do not labour under the notion that anything within the four walls of my house is yours. You’ve taken that point on board already? Excellent. We may proceed then with some proper catting today. Rolf x

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 15 Nov: My country is not particularly known for its sunshine, but now & then a few sparkling rays burst through. On those days it’s hard for me to snooze on my catboard unless I take some special measures. Rolf x

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@daraobriain Arsenal game with no sound?
Have they gone back to Highbury?

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 13 Oct: Warning: You may wish to watch this video at the very end of your day instead of the beginning. Sometimes #RelaxWithRolf is just too relaxing, and you might not get anything done the rest of the day... Wait. You deserve some time off. Forget that, go ahead and listen. It’s a J Brahms’ classic, Wiegenlied (Lullaby). Rolf x

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Family dinner.. 😂

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@nassercricket @SkySports
Bazzzball vs. Zzzzzzball at the Oval this morning

[Justin @Justin77777]

@BradenhamCc

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@Justin77777 @BradenhamCc "I'll take that 50p"

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@nassercricket
Stokes REARguard action?

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@StanCollymore Playground cricket/ AussieMankad

[Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat @RolfatWarwick]

Rolf report 9 June: Frankly I’m exhausted from my campus escapades this week. More about those later. Thank goodness then for #RelaxWithRolf and a bit of Schubert. It’s his Impromptu No. 4, to help a weary cat enjoy some needed rest. Rolf x

[Jules predictably @jules70uk]

@MartinElven @GaryLineker @BBC Sadly Martin, there is something about Gary Lineker that irks the lunatic fringe like Wolf. To me he's just the guy off Match of the Day but I guess to them he's the embodiment of freedom of expression. They're not as keen on that.