gooooob morning. i was performing. the morning security lap. around the household. when i tripped on a chord.. at the exact same time. in a seemingly unrelated event. a lamp fell off the table and broke. there is no way to confirm. what caused this
gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine:
4. big jump
b. zooms of the speedy variety
1. carried stick
9. borked away. evildoers
2. big leap (different than a jump}
2. ate a funny bug
d. spit out funny bug
7. loved everything
i am certain. i buried a bone. in this exact spot last week. but i just dug it up. and did not find. the bone in question.. i don’t know what to believe anymore. there is only one explanation. the yard. is haunted
i was all ready. for a lovely. relaxing walk this morning. when the human decided. we were going to run. the whole thing. i did not consent to this. and i feel like. i’m gonna die