Julian Wraith

Snr Mgr, Solutions Architecture @awscloud. AWS SA Pro. Awesome kids and wife. These ramblings are my own. In a cloud, on a cloud, probably on a plane.

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@ingmaru @GemeenteHsum Typically orange means that the tree os selected for felling. Usually because it is or it makes the environment around it unsafe

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@puf You walk up the stairs and then the lights go off. Voice assistant life!

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@LeeJamesGilmore 100 hrs? n00b levels 🤣

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@g_bonfiglio Haha

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@ActuallyAmer @anshumalis @ThePunnyWorld

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@DominicCronin @The_GreatBonnie Dom, give it a few years and you'll be back to punch cards being handed over to the sys op. :)

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@ibbitsc Who would do such a thing?

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@adriaanbloem @salesforce Yes more than literally everyone in the world on average watched f1 * and * votes in the driver of the day. Makes Total sense, don't question Bernie. :)

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@adriaanbloem Least you know your billion dollar tech is working well....

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@steveeypips We stopped buying printers.

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@_abhayshah @chrismunns Don't you lose the argument if you mention the war? 🤣

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@anshumalis @xaviation So would do this for my next business trip...

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The uk is not the top 🤣

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

% of the population that speaks fluent English:

🇧🇷 Brazil - 5%
🇷🇺 Russia - 12%
🇹🇷 Turkey - 18%
🇮🇳 India - 20%
🇪🇸 Spain - 22%
🇿🇦 South Africa - 31%
🇮🇹 Italy - 34%
🇫🇷 France - 40%
🇬🇷 Greece - 50%
🇩🇪 Germany - 56%
🇵🇰 Pakistan - 58%
🇵🇭 Philippines - 58%
🇳🇬 Nigeria - 60%
🇧🇪 Belgium - 60%
🇫🇮 Finland - 70%
🇦🇹 Austria - 73%
🇨🇦 Canada - 83%
🇩🇰 Denmark - 86%
🇸🇪 Sweden - 88%
🇳🇴 Norway - 90%
🇦🇺 Australia - 92%
🇺🇸 USA - 95%
🇸🇬 Singapore - 96%
🇳🇿 New Zealand - 98%
🇬🇧 UK - 98.3%
🇮🇪 Ireland - 98.37%
🇬🇮 Gibraltar - 100%

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@puf I have a few of the unbranded ones, used it for customer demos. I would love a real mac n cheese one, if it worked.

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@anshumalis @ARNnet 👀

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@puf Did you buy it?

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@major7 @puf @cyrus_zei How can a function run for so long? #serverless

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@Paceaux @LinguisticsShi1 You annoy English people with that full stop. 🤣

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@adriaanbloem @Schiphol Several travel sites in the netherlands failed during the storm. The train service said to check their site before leaving on travel but then also said their site might not be up to date. Huh?

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@forrestbrazeal Is there a close account button? 🤣