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[‏ً @itsnwts]

Have you ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

I didn’t recite “with liberty and justice for all” every day as a kid just to be called a woke libtard for wanting liberty and justice for ALL as an adult. Some of you clearly weren’t listening.

Happy Fourth.

[Sarah Axelrath MD @DrSarahAxelrath]

Pros and cons of neighborhood fireworks:

Cons:
-Upsets every dog in a 10 block radius
-Keeps neighbors awake
-Frightens people with PTSD, anxiety
-Risk of fires
-Risk of injuries (you and others)
-Risk of property damage (yours and others)
-Worsens air quality

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

I’m going to run for president in 2028 with the platform: I will never let Lee Greenwood sing that fucking song in the United States ever again.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

This photo deserves a Pulitzer Prize.

Not only does it represent our current state of politics but it mirrors many photos of past which confirm the ugly truth about progress…

It must be fought for by every generation.

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

Nothing says Independence Day like a Qatari plane flying over Mount Rushmore. 🇶🇦

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans don't own July 4th.
Republicans own January 6th.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Fuck you Nazi” is the way Pete Hegseth should be welcomed everywhere he goes.

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

Remember when Mitch McConnell pushed for replacing Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2 hours after her announced death?

I do

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A Children's Cancer Charity. A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[kuno @kunoo]

Crypto explained in 24 seconds.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell hearing the Senate might pass a bill to feed hungry children.

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Orwell really underestimated some things.

[Covie @covie_93]

Getting arrested for masturbating while dressed as Uncle Sam at trump's state fair to celebrate America is the most MAGA thing ever.