jules

everything is copacetic

[jules @julesinterludee]

halsey in arizona last night was a dream

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

charlie kirk is oddly quiet about Juneteenth this year

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Gaming as an adult:
-Work all day
-Stare at Steam library for 1hr
-Game for 10min
-Realize you’re too tired and head to bed

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

master's degree used to guarantee a job, now it doesn't even guarantee an interview

[bea @grlsolov]

alguns de vcs nunca leram fanfic +18 escrita por uma criança de 14 anos tendo 12 e da pra perceber

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Euphoria season 3 drinking game that will leave you stone sober: Take a shot every time you can see two of the main actors filming a scene together.

[Ⓐ🌲Robynette🌲Ⓥ @tinybird420]

Stop saying the R slur holy shit.

[indrid @motormoder]

No one is subletting your apartment for the summer pay your fucking rent while you go see mommy and daddy in whatever bumfuck shitty town you come from

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

The concert I bought tickets to that’s still coming up

[shadon @pvrekhs]

sam levinson is so happy to be the slur slinging slasher

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

I’ve actually never felt more anti American and radically pro transgender in my life

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of shit done if they actually cared about people

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Reading everyone’s hantavirus takes

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[ari ★ @shoutoge]

there cannot be a new pandemic i've got shows to attend

[໊ @user0000O0]

i lost my will to live but fuck it we ball

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

y'all dying to turn 18 & be an adult

i haven't smiled since i turned 18