Jules Robinson

writer and buffoon in training. currently studying MA screenwriting at Raindance. one third of sketch group @SpeedbumpC

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I make studying for a Masters an ✨aesthetic✨

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All I want from life is to go into any skill-based situation and be instantly phenomenal and regarded as ‘a natural talent’ with ‘very little improvement needed’ is that too much to ask?

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Knowing me if I get in a fatal car crash my last thoughts would be
‘Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!’
Or something

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Do all other writers attempt their social media marketing once they’re 3 drinks in? #amwriting

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Once again reading through my old tweets and intermittently shouting ‘that’s FUNNY!’ whilst eying the zero likes

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Sending TikToks is my love language. I’m not being cute. Once you’re in the fold I will bombard you.

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Just out of nowhere, completely not relevant to anything that may or may not be on Netflix rn-

Shoutout to my feature script I wrote a few years back where I adapted Jane Austen’s Persuasion into a sci-fi comedy but kept all the characters and plot points exactly the same

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@msatur1991 I mean it’s a movie bookended by nudity, what’s not to love?

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My ideal double feature? Forgetting Sarah Marshall followed by I Love You Man

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They have an onscreen bromance akin to Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, y’know?

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In which Jason Segel and Paul Rudd basically swap character types

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I still think back to the ‘Eat Out to Help Out’ days and how fucking insane that was

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I’m not mentally capable of remembering that it’s ‘All 4’ and not ‘4 OD’ anymore #4odforever

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As further proof, the other day I remarked ‘let’s get this proseccy down my necky’ referring of course to prosecco but in a new fun cool way

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I’m going to start saying ‘No Spoilies!’ Instead of no spoilers because I’m a chaotic innovator

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No that’s not algebra! Just my plans for the next murder mystery game I’m writing… (definitely should have tried this hard in algebra though - I am NOT number smart)

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How can people ask for no chocolate on the top of their cappuccinos when it’s literally the only reason to get one

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Thank god they didn’t catch me in Parliament the other day when I had to look up ‘Motorboat reg. 69’ #tractorgate

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Watching Tenet for the first time and I’ve made the fatal error of zoning out

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Would really appreciate if brands could stop starting their adverts with ‘cor isn’t everything so bloody expensive nowadays?!’ Like. This is an economic crisis Aldi, not a marketing opportunity