jules 🐈‍⬛

i married a man who describes my nose as “powerful”

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

@deliclit Women on queer eye: I’m so dedicated to the community that I don’t know how to take care of myself and need help

Men on queer eye: I’ve never apologized in my life. It’s weird meeting a gay, I’m surprised I actually like you guys. Thanks for showing me how to shower

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I entered the Hold on to Me Darling Lottery for $40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/UBuqPA7z2z

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I unlocked $47 Rush tickets for & Juliet on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/rlf2FufqNY

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Sunset Boulevard on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/tzUCGQXM8l

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I unlocked $49 Rush tickets for CABARET at the Kit Kat Club on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/8J0SmZlwmq

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Once Upon a Mattress on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/KURybAK8E0

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

The amount of women that turned to me and said “hi Barbie” this weekend truly made my year

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

My dog gets upset everytime I sneeze like he doesn’t do it too

[mastiff @m4stiff]

ATTENTION BIMBOS!!!!

THEY HAVE THE OFFICIAL JUICY TRACKSUIT VELOUR AT JOANNS NOW

[ivy! semi ia for school :/ @spookyweeklover]

everyone prior to today who went to the eras tour if long live is now on the set list

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

the ideal walkable city

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

I have a hyper-fixation outfit and it’s embarrassing but my brain likes it

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

My ninja creami has arrived

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

The best western in Prescott wouldn’t let me take my cat so we have beef with them

[becca moore @becccamoore]

I really do love margaritaville though

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

There’s this new TikTok trend where girls put a contour face filter on and say it’s what they’d look like if they lost 100 pounds…babe you’re like a 165…you’d be dead

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

Lol just asked Snapchat AI to write my vows

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

My fiancé and I have been together for over three years and he still calls me multiple times a day

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

@Gcina_Gee Early 2000s movies did not prepare me. What do you mean my friends and I do not perform coordinated dances that we magically all know???? You don’t get to battle your frenemy?? How is my crush that’s also always there supposed to notice me?????

[jules 🐈‍⬛ @julesrules1994]

Today I had to tell the tailor that I consider my wedding dress to be “too small” if it is taken in so much that it does not button. Communication is key!!!!!!