jules

i prefer to get high on life

[jules @julezdepillo]

do i really want to move back to the northeast or did i just listen to a @NoahKahan song?

[jules @julezdepillo]

@sdhondadealers @KatieSinise

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not for nothing but if i can fit my whole ass minivan that seats me and my 8 children comfortably in a parking spot you should be able to fit your Hyundai Elantra

[jules @julezdepillo]

normalize slumber parties with your friends in your 20's

[jules @julezdepillo]

there was some kind of wild radio interference on my drive home today that made unholy by @MileyCyrus and iron man by @BlackSabbath mash together and i'm not saying it was the greatest thing i've ever heard but i think they need to collab

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i send them tiktoks about @pitbull that's literally all i do i don't know why i'm so dramatic about everything like that wasn't even all that real of a tweet

[jules @julezdepillo]

like yes, my roommates very much enjoy @pitbull music, but i feel as though i have forced him to play a much larger role in their life than they were ever expecting

[jules @julezdepillo]

i let my dog pee in the backyard yesterday and i lost track of her for 30 seconds and before i knew it i had spent $45 on an airtag for her

[jules @julezdepillo]

i'm so excited to get to go back to concerts this summer 🥰

[jules @julezdepillo]

such a great concert last night 😍

[jules @julezdepillo]

@TheRaveGhost272 thank you i needed this life hack

[jules @julezdepillo]

how much money has @arco stolen from you?

[jules @julezdepillo]

the fact that there are wild lizards in america is a fact that i know and have experienced but refuse to accept

[jules @julezdepillo]

when people steal your hypothetical intellectual property :( 👎🏻

[jules @julezdepillo]

update: we are pals i told them about my obsession with speakeasies and escape rooms

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the starbucks barista just called me jules like we are pals and it made my whole morning

[jules @julezdepillo]

the venn diagram of people who watched excessive amounts of scooby doo growing up and anxious young adults who know too much about true crime is a circle

[jules @julezdepillo]

it's been 11 years and i still know every word to pants on the ground

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i was just told i have a "rich kid nose"

[WSS SDSU @wss_sdsu]

what sucks is that not only am i not eligible for the covid vaccine yet but i'm also not eligible for the daily free krispey kreme donut