Going out in NYC:
•bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop
•drinks are $12
•everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street
Going out in the Midwest:
•bar shares a plaza with Home Depot
•drinks are $3.27
•Ron is DD so he switches to light beer
DUMB ASS KIDS WITH THEM JUULS GONE PASS OUT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE AND SHIT THEN GONE BE ON INSTA LIKE EHHH MY LUNGS AND CHEST HURT I NEED SYMPATHY OUCH OUCH U STUPID BITCH