Julia

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[Julia @julia_mccane]

On my moms 40th birthday my dad mowed an enormous 40 in our front lawn and this gets funnier to me every year

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Julia @julia_mccane]

vibes

[Julia @julia_mccane]

accidentally closing out the Spotify app mid jam 🥺

[Julia @julia_mccane]

listening to classical music while i work makes me feel like some kind of genius

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[Julia @julia_mccane]

mt rushmore is really, really weird

[Julia @julia_mccane]

when u ask your lawyer dad for legal advice and this is how he responds

[Julia @julia_mccane]

gnight im signing off

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing about me is I’m gonna miss the exit

[Lauren Zupkus @laurenzup]

when you realize half of the things you're spiraling about are beyond your control and there is legit nothing you can do about it but keep on keeping on

[Julia @julia_mccane]

yes im aware that this fettuccini alfredo isnt “real italian” thank you very much

[Julia @julia_mccane]

can’t stop thinking about the time i went on a date w a guy whose personality trait was having a cat named cat damon

[Bret Taylor @btaylor]

Also how I prepare for my first Zoom meeting of the morning

[Julia @julia_mccane]

if all of your coffee mugs match we are not the same

[Julia @julia_mccane]

i asked someone at the dog park if their dog was circumcised instead of neutered in case anyone is wondering why you never see me in public again

[Julia @julia_mccane]

there’s one thing dads can’t do and that’s throw out an instruction manual

[Julia @julia_mccane]

wait why do i need curtains if my neighbors already have them

[Julia @julia_mccane]

a snapple in a plastic bottle is simply not right

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Summer road trip tiiiime 😂 @britneyspears

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Them: Do you mind coming to the West Side?

Me:

[Mr. Babygirl @dummiehere]

You're liking her pics, but she's chanting "bread in bed" to me because I won't let her eat grilled cheese in the bedroom