julia

muppet of a man

[julia @julia_nelson13]

bringing chaos to pitchfork once again. festival is becoming emblematic of its name .. a weapon

[julia @julia_nelson13]

tattoos are for girls

[julia @julia_nelson13]

world cup finale. men win again

[julia @julia_nelson13]

sometimes you become the thing you hate most

[julia @julia_nelson13]

it’s extremely emasculating

[julia @julia_nelson13]

how are you as a man going to drink beer out of a boot

[julia @julia_nelson13]

❤️

[Dylan Hilliker @dylanhilliker11]

Happy to announce I’ve joined First Avenue as a Talent Buyer. Can’t wait to work at one of the best venues in the country 🎊

[julia @julia_nelson13]

@skidaddyy In my Smith Jerrod era

[julia @julia_nelson13]

we ought to make the pie higher

[julia @julia_nelson13]

they need girlfriend chairs at mens stores like they have boyfriend chairs at womens stores. women sit too!

[Dylan Hilliker @dylanhilliker11]

Going around to everyone’s food at the state fair saying “I shoulda got that”

[julia @julia_nelson13]

my dog’s feral side comes out when we hang out outside… he starts peeing every five minutes like he lives out here

[julia @julia_nelson13]

@hrt242 I’ve had this thought multiple times

[julia @julia_nelson13]

if you’re going to go halfsies on a bagel and coffee with your partner of 3 years that’s fine but at least make the venmo private

[julia @julia_nelson13]

@dylanhilliker11 ok, i mean in terms of the audience.

[julia @julia_nelson13]

basketball is elitist .. baseball is the true sport of the people. quote me!

[julia @julia_nelson13]

why are you as a man using stickers

[julia @julia_nelson13]

one thing I would never do is that challenge where you put rubber bands around a watermelon until it breaks

[julia @julia_nelson13]

@skidaddyy @dylanhilliker11 @kaitlyn__stein Love this 🤣🤣🤣🥺🥰🥰🥰

[julia @julia_nelson13]

a garbage bin crowd surfed at injury reserve call that a dumpster dive