Julia

Life is for the alive

[Julia @julia_turtle]

nothing hits quite like unsubscribing from an email list

[Julia @julia_turtle]

my new year’s resolution is to become worse

[Julia @julia_turtle]

I hate when I go into lab on the weekends/holidays and there are people in there like what is the point why do I even bother

[Julia @julia_turtle]

one thing about me is I WILL send an email

[Julia @julia_turtle]

if i have to use two-factor authentication it should at least do me the favor of signing me IN and not OUT every time

[Julia @julia_turtle]

like if I summon an elevator all by myself and then people appear? get the next one. let me have this

[Julia @julia_turtle]

can’t think of a worse way to start off the day than walking into the building at the same time as someone

[alexa @glusong]

roan of arc i am obsessed with you

[Julia @julia_turtle]

there needs to be a way to make tea that isnt too hot

[Julia @julia_turtle]

do babies look like old people or do old people look like babies…

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're euthanizing straight boyfriends at the chappell roan show

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Julia @julia_turtle]

I actually think parking garages should have better cell service/wifi than the outside world, not worse

[Julia @julia_turtle]

@BostonLogan lmk why we landed like 90 minutes ago and the luggage carousel is still empty 🤨

[Julia @julia_turtle]

the worst part about crochet is that the half double stitch is not the same as the single???? Explain

[Julia @julia_turtle]

whoever runs the fashion industry should know that the reason cargo pants are trendy rn is because women finally have pockets

[Julia @julia_turtle]

uggs should not have come back

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Important

[Julia @julia_turtle]

i should not have to use both hands to grab a paper towel from the dispenser