julia

Neptar’s #1 fan 💫 she/her

[julia @juliaaaa42]

If the Jonas Brothers met their great great great granddaughter when they time travelled, they would be approximately in the year 2100-2200, not the year 3000, and this fact has haunted me since the song came out.

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I just heard central market called the “Erewhon of Houston” lmao

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I’ve never had as horrible a customer service experience as I did with @ultabeauty’s credit card services. Literally brought me to tears I was treated so badly and I will be cancelling after less than two months. @askcomenity

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I am so tired to being talked to like I’m stupid at work. I don’t know what to do but it’s really fucking me up. :(

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Scrolling through these adoptable dogs and busted out laughing at “Colossus”

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I really need a road trip

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I just started watching the walking dead for the first time, and Rick is corny af for wearing that hat all the time

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Being back in my hometown is hearing rain and train horns and some electric buzz all at once when you’re falling asleep.

[julia @juliaaaa42]

My spoiler free review of the boy and the heron is that about two thirds of the way through, I consciously thought to myself “I wish I was watching real housewives of Beverly Hills right now instead”

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@theking_potato Thank you, me too

[julia @juliaaaa42]

I’m literally in the parking lot rn because we were late to our movie. I thought to myself when all the ambulances were coming by “huh what if there was a shooting.” I hate it here.

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@ii_V7b9_I Roman’s literally making matzo ball soup rn

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A month ago I knew nothing about Bella Hadid and now I’m actually so impressed with her. To have that kind of fame and influence, most people would *at best* ride the neutral line. But she’s been so vocally pro Palestine and hasn’t backed down.

[julia @juliaaaa42]

I’m watching rhobh for the first time and when Yolanda “let” gigi have a few almonds when she was sick from hunger, I was like “doesn’t she know that’s literally a stereotype?” Only to, after a quick google search, find out she was the OG almond mom. Bleh

[julia @juliaaaa42]

I’m offended but not surprised that Hulu too the movie Australia and cut it up into episodes and is trying to market it as if it’s a new show.

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I remember this story I was taught from the Bible where this guy got stabbed but he was so obese his fat absorbed the sword and he didn’t die I guess? Anyways my fat cat is that guy and the sword is my Roku remote.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

the pain box from dune if it slayed

[julia @juliaaaa42]

This is what I look like if I hear anyone say something bad about HEB

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I was scrolling TikTok and the guy who live streams himself eating fruit popped up and I just happened to catch him reading a comment asking if he only ate fruit and he was like “no I don’t only eat fruit, I’m not crazy. I just really like fruit.” He was so real for that

[julia @juliaaaa42]

@laurenohar Literally same!

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The last two weeks of no good mythical morning sucked more than I realized. I was so happy to see a new episode today 🥹