If the Jonas Brothers met their great great great granddaughter when they time travelled, they would be approximately in the year 2100-2200, not the year 3000, and this fact has haunted me since the song came out.
I’ve never had as horrible a customer service experience as I did with @ultabeauty’s credit card services. Literally brought me to tears I was treated so badly and I will be cancelling after less than two months. @askcomenity
My spoiler free review of the boy and the heron is that about two thirds of the way through, I consciously thought to myself “I wish I was watching real housewives of Beverly Hills right now instead”
I’m literally in the parking lot rn because we were late to our movie. I thought to myself when all the ambulances were coming by “huh what if there was a shooting.” I hate it here.
A month ago I knew nothing about Bella Hadid and now I’m actually so impressed with her. To have that kind of fame and influence, most people would *at best* ride the neutral line. But she’s been so vocally pro Palestine and hasn’t backed down.
I’m watching rhobh for the first time and when Yolanda “let” gigi have a few almonds when she was sick from hunger, I was like “doesn’t she know that’s literally a stereotype?” Only to, after a quick google search, find out she was the OG almond mom. Bleh
I remember this story I was taught from the Bible where this guy got stabbed but he was so obese his fat absorbed the sword and he didn’t die I guess? Anyways my fat cat is that guy and the sword is my Roku remote.
I was scrolling TikTok and the guy who live streams himself eating fruit popped up and I just happened to catch him reading a comment asking if he only ate fruit and he was like “no I don’t only eat fruit, I’m not crazy. I just really like fruit.” He was so real for that