julia

23yr old witch who likes tea & memes (she/they) #blm #acab

[julia @juliaebarks]

if you don’t have the childlike urge to chew on Christina’s jacket plz delete this app right now

[julia @juliaebarks]

your metaphorical god put me on this earth simulator for two reasons;
1. as a joke
2. to ruin your day

[julia @juliaebarks]

i’ll respect the pouch as soon as it respects me. two way street, mother fucker.

[julia @juliaebarks]

1. was sad got boyfriend
2. got dumped, got a cat
3. cat dies …
so who’s got some hard drugs ?

[julia @juliaebarks]

my cat died. remind me again how 2020 was worse? didn’t think so.

[julia @juliaebarks]

the only men i’m emotionally available for right now are:

1. god
2. my tattoo artist

[julia @juliaebarks]

@snoobertdoobert oh boy i’m ready for some release

[julia @juliaebarks]

tuesday morning: perfect eyeliner
tuesday afternoon: panic attack
tuesday evening: an entire block of cheese and pillsbury sugar cookies

[julia @juliaebarks]

every single one of my romantic partners have been musicians and i still don’t have a song written after me. that’s not very “main characters biggest heartbreak but also greatest mistake” of them.

[julia @juliaebarks]

oops add “still devastated from a breakup that happened exactly five months ago” to the list of possibility

[julia @juliaebarks]

tonight we play the fun game of “is this another depressive episode or is it just the early sunset / my period / finally coming down from the molly”

[julia @juliaebarks]

tonight we play the fun game of “is this another depressive episode or is it just the early sunset / my period / finally coming down from the molly”

[julia @juliaebarks]

it’s a sit down in the shower kinda day

[julia @juliaebarks]

the sexual tension between me and the old Vietnamese woman who lays manure down in her garden every morning is palpable

[julia @juliaebarks]

@jackmurtha_ hi cranky, im julia

[julia @juliaebarks]

@LBwithanE @snoobertdoobert heyo, ur my hero

[julia @juliaebarks]

im cooking dinner for the first time in two weeks everyone say “good job, julia!”

[beca grimm @becagrimm]

How it started Vs how it’s going

[julia @juliaebarks]

ok so like yeah life sucks but i’m also incredibly proud of myself for all the shit i’ve been doing? like im literally directing the build of a new playground for local kids at a shelter? me? making a difference? i love it.

[julia @juliaebarks]

no, i’m not mad the frat bros across the street are throwing a loud party. i’m mad bc they have the audacity to play Funkytown without inviting me.

[julia @juliaebarks]

@blessthisrat indeed they are!

[julia @juliaebarks]

ok now just TRY and tell me this outfit isn’t fire. i triple dog dare you.