julia

[julia @juliafala98]

I love women who poop (me)

[julia @juliafala98]

you can bring front of the house to the back of the house but you can’t bring back of the house to the front of the house

[julia @juliafala98]

@JoshUnoCinco oh man, wait til my therapist of 2 years hears this

[julia @juliafala98]

sorry I can’t hang out anymore i put too much hand lotion on and can’t get a good grip on the door knob :((((

[julia @juliafala98]

my god I fucking love going NONVERBAL

[julia @juliafala98]

I fuckin love pickles until I’m in one

[julia @juliafala98]

@Spribs_ sh it’s okay

[julia @juliafala98]

give me a give it and just give it

[julia @juliafala98]

what if men were normal instead

[julia @juliafala98]

*pauses guitar hero*
*puts both hands over face*
“wait guys…I love all my senses”

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

me when I’m in the middle of an awesome combo in tony hawks pro skater 2

[char @charlieee01]

For the love of god would you just do a DOLLOP OF DAISY

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me if a bagel and cream cheese were on the submarine

[julia @juliafala98]

@Spribs_ @Censor @Shotzzy @ScrappyNJ @ATLFaZe @aBeZy @SimpXO @Cellium These are sick brother NIOCE

[jocelyn romo @theeroamer]

me trying to decide if i should leave the house or not

[julia @juliafala98]

oh my god I have nearly no recollection of tweeting this. Wednesday nights are rough man

[julia @juliafala98]

*cheers* “to the twats”

[julia @juliafala98]

sorry for hysterically crying when I asked you (a customer) what kind of milk you wanted for your macchiato, I was just feeling outrageously uncomfortable in my clothes

[char @charlieee01]

For as often as they made us practice “stop drop and roll” as kids i was positive Id catch fire at least once a year