Julia Baumann

I write stories that are sometimes good enough to show other people.

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

#Doordash is absolutely useless. Delivered my stuff to the wrong house, constantly missing items, and today wouldn’t refund me for yet ANOTHER missing item. I’ve calculated I’m out about $40 worth of items this week alone. Done with them.

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

Felt my heart start to break when I saw part of the cap peeling off my favorite Visconti. Then I realized it was just a piece of metal attracted to the magnetic finial, which I proceeded to play with for the next… https://t.co/oArcRnvlim

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@thetruth82 sent this to me early this morning, on a damn Monday no less, and I have to thank him for it. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s worth a listen. #tankandthebangas https://t.co/sKoRGg7uTL

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@LisaCron Voted!

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Tiny homemade #vegan donuts with chocolate glaze. https://t.co/Y7qsubEfve

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

Homemade pierogies! Made these a couple weeks ago. It’s not a project appropriate for summer, trust me, but I was desperate. One of the hardest things to get used to is having to cook whatever I can’t find in the… https://t.co/6nb2tgCEth

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I love boutique hotels, especially when work pays for it. @ The Goodwin Hotel https://t.co/r6VLQ8Oekf

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What does a plant-based vegan eat for breakfast? This one eats a lot of bread, potatoes when she’s super hungry, and always, always coffee. It’s a plant, too, shut up. #plantbaseddiet @ Busboys and Poets Shirlington https://t.co/hmY3UIb9yD

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45 & fabulous! @ Daikaya - Ramen - Izakaya https://t.co/ye5mdsr6CI

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It’s my birthday, and this is how I’m starting my day. My notebook and pens are beside me, coffee cup is half full. I’m surrounded by people going about their business while I sit alone and think. Starting tomorrow,… https://t.co/DvBKLudas0

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A great comic about a woman’s mental load, although I think it applies to anyone who’s the leader in a relationship. “Let me know if you need help” is not the answer we need. https://t.co/uenk1uT086

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

It’s cool that we have fancy cameras and fun filters, but some of my all-time favorite photos are the ones made with crappy 110 film that were so blurry you could barely make out who was in them and yet they still managed to accidentally capture the best moment of the night.

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

I shouldn’t be able to taste your perfume just by standing in line behind you.

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

You never realize how much skin you have until you get a sunburn.

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@stansb Sounds like Roti

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

Why are people always so willing to overlook the atrocious actions of someone if the evil fuck in question is talented? So if Caligula had been a pop star, we’d be cool with him?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful.

It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress.

But our job is to serve, not rule.

[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

How fast can we pre-order? Is now too soon?

[Penguin Random House 🐧🏠📚 @penguinrandom]

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[Julia Baumann @juliafromjersey]

Worth EVERY penny.