Julia

why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?

[adam @brokeangeI]

armie hammer when he sees another human

[Julia @juliaghar]

out of state tuition? what happened to the UNITED states…

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

adding “has decent tits” to my skills on linkedin

[Julia @juliaghar]

@kraftmacncheese bring back scooby doo mac and cheese or at least make more fun shaped noodles bc the current ones are not wowing me. please. also the unicorn on the box is ugly i would never want it in my pantry

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

ppl love to text me “omg this is sooo you” with a link to one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever seen

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

feel free to get high at my funeral it’s what i would’ve wanted

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

shoutout to the people that cut “friends” off who vote for a party that threatens the rights of minorities, lgbtq+ community and women

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

If I could vote in America, I’d vote with kindness.

[megan @moonrisefilmss]

only real horror fans know

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You heard a lot come out of President Trump’s mouth. Can you name one thing he said to actually make your life better?

[Grave Dugan @gdugani14]

he wouldn’t have let it get this bad

[zimbo @DPZdoe]

Remember the people who didn't want her to go to school are still alive today.

Her classmates are in their 60s. Those parents are in their 80s. Their older siblings are in their 70s. Then they probably went home and spewed their hate to their younger siblings who are 50.

[Don’t call the police @WhocanIcall]

@itsnotAbby_ @jacobccfisher We are compiling them here! https://t.co/9ybjrdDDmo

[Julia @juliaghar]

if you send me a death threat i might just try and fuck you

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

it’s national suicide prevention month so if by some chance ur looking for a sign, this is it. u don’t want to die, u just don’t want to hurt anymore. and u won’t forever. i promise. stay. i want u here. i really really do.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

amazon's jeff bezos becomes the world first person to suck over 200 billion cocks