Julia Anderson

I used to be a leash child. Corndog enthusiast.

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Watching The Age of Influence on Hulu and I see Anna Delvey is involved. When is @TrueCrimeObsess covering this documentary? I need to hear @GillianWithaG ‘s impression of Anna. That is it.

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Does Scumdoval know that when you cry, there’s usually tears? #PumpRules

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I have never met a person in South Carolina that showers more than Alex Murdaugh. This man talks about showering multiple times a day.

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When Alex Murdaugh says he was a volunteer assistant solicitor all I hear is Dwight Schrute calling himself assistant to the regional manager.

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Sometimes I’ll print off things every couple of hours to look busy at work.

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The cringiest behavior on social media are the moms that post edited pictures of their sick kids.

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Does anyone else have a husband that hyper-focuses on the price of eggs?

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When do windsuits come back in fashion?

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Just had an interaction so awkward that it felt like I had an out of body experience.

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Today one of my biggest fears became a reality.

Someone noticed I was in the bathroom for a while and I got called out. 🫠

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Instagram won’t notify someone if you’ve taken a screenshot of their story. No one mess that ability up for me.

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Is this bird outside my window at 2:30am forreal right now

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Shaina: “I can’t be with Kyle because he doesn’t believe in God” #LoveIsBlind

Also Shaina:

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Who tf is eating tootsie rolls?! 🤮

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People that wear fleece pajamas to bed: how many murders do you commit a year?

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Imagine feeling so enthusiastic about a motivational saying you actually take time out of your day to send it to @DoveChocolate

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@Zaxbys I think y’all need to know your fried pickles are very bad.

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FUCK SPANX. BE COMFORTABLE.

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Trying to get my sweaty ass back in my spanx

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Orders something online with 2 day express shipping.

Sees FedEx is delivering my package….

Now I’m watching my package stay in Concord, NC for 3 days.