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weird and off putting

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[kiki 🦋 @nhlvettel]

are hockey players good people? does the stripper love me?

[hera @shiningdaisies]

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

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[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

guess i gotta accept the pain, need a cigarette to make me feel better

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

“your mama know you ugly/you your daddy’s son” is a great bar because it subverts expectations: instead of using the mother as a vessel for degradation it insults the father, decoupling beauty standards from femininity and using the masculine to disarm itself

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

Gonna frame a photo of Zohran on my wall like Catholic grandmothers did with JFK

[jár @jarodzsz]

A grown woman in a baby tee

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

best feeling in the world

[DENNIE 🌱 @themetallicmoon]

If Kamala is brat does that make trump a showgirl?

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Gays posting Sympathy is a Knife to their stories this morning like they’re throwing the first bricks at Stonewall

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

My non Spanish speaking ass watching bad bunny next February

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.