Julia Hartley Hare

Parody of myself and part time television puppet.

If you can suck all the hate from Hopkins, mix it with Nutella - Tada

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@lucyallan @BorisJohnson On the plus side it will take him 3 days by stagecoach to reach Brussels even before you factor in the SPS controls on a team of your finest mares

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@SecretaryBrexit Good to see you back in the saddle Steve. You are sure to get this lot back on track

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@spectator Must have been on acid when they coded me

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@LordAshcroft

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@darrengrimes They are still discussing your #craftwank from when you typed this in 14 minutes ago. You really have to stop getting off on facism Darren

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@EdwardArthur5 @brianmoore666 2am slot on GBeebies beckons. Only his mum will be watching then

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@TomTugendhat @SteveBakerHW To get to Scotland I expect

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@LeaveEUOfficial Got to wonder why you even pretend to care. We know, you know, that this is your preferred outcome.

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@DanielWhyatt2 @tomhfh Yep. Totally proportionate...if you have fascist leanings.

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@benhabib6 @Keir_Starmer @BorisJohnson Where was the honesty about what Brexit would mean for NI? You, Johnson, Farage, Hoey would say anything without considering the consequences of your words and actions. This is on you Ben as well as all the other lazy populists.

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@toadmeister Seems we may need a harder lockdown Toby. NZ had 2.2% contraction

https://t.co/XiGboyZTPf

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@CatharineHoey Sounding a little panicky now Kate. If the island of Ireland votes to unite, what is the problem?
People will still get on with life. They will have a different government bit it will be their choice, not yours.

Your patrician tone is not helpful.

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@ShutUpWithTheBS @ladyjacq66 @oflynnsocial @afneil @GBNEWS Not denying your tendencies then. Maybe you are becoming woke.

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@ladyjacq66 @oflynnsocial @afneil @GBNEWS It is a compact way to send a message to your followers in the twitter character limit that says

"I am an unreconstructed backward looking racist knuckledragging late middle aged man with serious issues to unpack"

So I call you Woke. 4 characters means so much.

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This wonderful system will allow the rich to travel but keep normal people stuck in Skegness (sorry Skeggy)

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Pool boy here is missing the flip side

"Normal" family holiday for 2 weeks - say £2000 - then 4 x £1750 for profits of @Conservatives chums. Miss 2 weeks off work in Travelodge where job requires doing stuff - ££2500
So, a £2k holiday costs £11,500.

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Ten years in prison? That’s 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 compared to the imprisonment that lying jetsetters could inflict on the country as a whole if they bring back a vaccine resistant variant.

Me on @theJeremyVine show this afternoon 👇

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"Rich" family go to shall we say Greece for no particular reason for 8 weeks of summer - because rich. 2 weeks in rich persons quarantine - expensive but they are worth it. Can pretend to work by poking iPad occasionally - actually been unproductive for years.

Cost irrelevant

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@alpha_ben @spikedonline @NickBuckleyMBE @Conservatives @DailyMailUK So I toss up a name and you find something they do badly to dismiss it. Nope - not playing.

Perhaps we could just be less bigoty every day? Every day better than the one before. One day we wake up and realise the hate is gone.