Steven Barclay.………Parody

Like all Tories this account is a PARODY- if you think it’s trying to impersonate someone- you are a moron. Not updating my Twitter handle…..so deal with it.

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

Priti posing here with a folder packed full of our most effective polices.

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@SarahForRuncorn 🤣

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@sharrond62 Is Paris part of the UK now Shaz? 🤔Missed that referendummy.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Mike Graham is a controversial character.
His recent jokes about Andy Burnham’s father suffering from Alzheimer’s have landed him in hot water.
Whether you love him or hate him, one thing you can’t deny is that he has devastatingly good looks and is a really handsome chap.

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@IsabelOakeshott Yeah we know. 😍

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@trussliz

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@Nigel_Farage

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@SuellaBraverman Calm down Sue dear. Wild exaggeration is not helpful. Try a dictionary next time before you use words of more than 2 syllables

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

@RobertJenrick just confirmed on @LBC that it is perfectly acceptable for a pensioner to club a woman on the head with a crutch because she stood on a chair and shouted.
Reform is the party of violence against women.
@lewis_goodall

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@Nigel_Farage

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk People’s army! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@Nigel_Farage Take your time.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once resigned from a job I didn't have."

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Save Are Wimmin!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

@Dugg7691 Sorry Steve they are really strong..

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

If only he had 5 million Earth pounds to spend on some extra security. Oh well.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Charlie Stayt, "Is it true that Mr Farage was notified as he said he was by Essex police of a security threat?"

Lee Anderson, "Nigel Farage said during his speech, he said he'd been told not to turn up.. He took the advice"

Charlie Stayt, "Essex police said they didn't advise anyone not to attend"

Lee Anderson, "Er... er.. Some of these police forces we've been dealing with recently are about as honest as you lot at the BBC"

Charlie Stayt, "You're saying Essex police are not telling it how it is?"

Lee Anderson, "If Nigel Farage gets up on stage and says he's been advised not to attend, then I believe Nigel above the police"

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Three hours after I became an MP again the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner reopened the inquiry into my £5 million gift.
So that was a nice waste of six weeks.

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

Also…..with approx 9000 votes more than Loser Fox. 🦊

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

Ignorant and venomous. What a nan combo.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is someone's nan.

How embarrassing.

[Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk