juju hermit

Thing made out of food in Iceland. Member of bands Oyama & WESEN. Intestinal cripple. Ég tala líka íslensku.

[juju hermit @juliaher]

Starting a diary to log how many times a day I get angry that I can't eat mushrooms. When it comes to food it would in fact be better to never have loved at all than to have loved and lost.

[juju hermit @juliaher]

Movie idea: Normal Combat. It's just totally boring, normal fighting. No one dies, no one wins, nothing very dramatic happens.

[no @amplebreasthavr]

i’m like if an alive person was low-functioning

[juju hermit @juliaher]

if I got $ every time someone asked me to explain Balatro to them and then said "I don't understand at all and also that sounds boring" I'd have enough $ to reroll the shop until I find the joker I'm looking for

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

[juju hermit @juliaher]

I couldn't remember Caroline Polachek's name so I googled "Beverly Ocelot"

[juju hermit @juliaher]

sometimes cardio is eating a hotdog while walking as fast as you can on very slippery ice

[juju hermit @juliaher]

incredible stuff

[juju hermit @juliaher]

me when my coworkers talk about their kids

[juju hermit @juliaher]

okay thank you facebook

[juju hermit @juliaher]

My mother who has known who Bad Bunny is for max 1 week: "Benito Antonio is a very smart young man."

[juju hermit @juliaher]

be my friend on letterboxd https://t.co/YPPOgTgX47

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me when mobie

[juju hermit @juliaher]

5 new + 5 old favorites that I watched in 2025 🌝

[juju hermit @juliaher]

My mother made me sing the entire Baywatch theme song to her in a Brussels hotel breakfast lounge, which was quiet and half-full of people