Julia Bruce

Screenwriter, stand up, actor. Phil Hartman Award. Play: The Loaf, 1st place in Nat., 2nd in Int. contest. Top 10% in the 2018 Nicholl Fellowship.

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I’m so worried about the London foxes and other wild animals in this heat wave! If possible, can people leave some water outside for them? #London #Heatwave2022 #mysecretlondon @Secret_LDN

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@CTA_gc my suitcase has a key for inspections, but you still managed to break the lock that’s built into it, making it useless. Your employees need to be more careful, it costs people money and causes unnecessary waste. And the website recommends complaining via Twitter?!

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A group of guys yelled at me about my walk and not smiling and surrounded me and when I told them to f*uck off they relied, “anytime.” It’s 2021 in London and women are still being made to feel like garbage just for existing. #metoo #bebetter #harrassment #London

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There is one step in our flat and I tripped up it today. Breaking routine is good. #lockdown #seetheworldthroughneweyes #londonlife

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My husband just walked in on me sobbing while writing a scene. He’s really concerned about me, I’m really happy with how the scene’s turning out! #Screenwriter #screenwriting #writing #Writer #allonthepage

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@Uber don’t want to be insensitive to the needs of your drivers, but I’m getting pretty tired of seeing them pee on our fence or peeing into bottles in their cars and then dumping it down the sewer. We’re in London, can’t you offer some toilets around the city for them?

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@RishiSunak would love to see all essential workers getting paid time and a half right now, as well as being given an extra two weeks paid holiday after all this settles down for their amazing sacrifices. Can some of the money go to this? Thanks! #coronavirus #essentialworkers

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My husband is treating our food stash like it’s an all you can eat buffet. This is going to end well... #coronavirus #Isolation #thiswontendwell

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Day three of isolation and my husband and I already disagree on who is driving who more crazy. This is going to end well. #Coronavirus #Isolation #thiswillendwell

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If your job doesn’t require you to work with the general public all day, please

STOP BUYING ALL THE HAND SANITIZER!

These people deserve easy access to it!

(Obviously I’m not talking to people at high risk)

#coronavirus #COVIDー19 #handsanitizer

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Started going to the gym a week ago and really thought I’d be done by now. #winebaby #workingout #fitness #gym

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@MonicaBeletsky Haven’t stopped thinking about 5 all day. You may have just blown up my entire script. Thank you! (Actually)

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@avishaiw I’m not sure exposition really even matters anymore given how many people I see enjoying The Witcher but have no clue what’s going on! Maybe we’re all working too hard!

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@MrIanMacIntyre Too soon?

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Ah Christmas Eve and day! The two days of the year when strangers acknowledge each other in a pleasant way and don’t assume the other’s crazy!

Merry Christmas everyone! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #ChristmasEve

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Saw Star Wars on Friday at 8pm in central London and the theatre wasn’t full. I don’t recognize this world anymore. #StarWars

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@sturdyAlex Kensington went to the conservatives by less than 200 votes with over 9000 votes going to the Lib Dems. Tactically voting just handed Boris that seat.

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Craziest thing I’ve learned since moving to England: they actually choose a number one Christmas song every year, like in Love Actually! #why #England #LoveActually #britsloveChristmas

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The only annoying thing about Trudeau getting caught making fun of Trump is that now everyone knows what Canadians are really like. @JustinTrudeau #waytogo #trump #dumbbitch #TrumpUKVisit #NATO

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I had a dream I was making a fire and a grizzly bear and saber-toothed tiger walked by. Is this a memory from a past life, or am I just the coolest dreamer ever?! #dream