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CLE ~ Shots Heard - 3600s W133 - 5 shots heard in area. Now a M with a shotgun is walking down street knocking on people's doors, including F caller, who rpts having a gun herself. #ThingsWeHear #ThisWillEndWell -BW
It's my new default excuse for everything:
Wife: Can you do the dishes?
Me: I can't. My co-author is Dancing with the Stars.
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@MauriceBroaddus Is this a fancy version of “the dog ate my homework?”
In the same vein, next time someone says “Benghazi”, I want to try the reply “please tell me — in your own words — what the investigations found, what should have been done differently, who was at fault, and what should be done going forward.” #ThisWillEndWell
Contractor’s foreman (the city is replacing the waterlines on our street) asks me if our heat is electric or natural gas. Shouldn’t he know that? #ThisWillEndWell
@EnergyCynic Oil prices are determined based on real supply and real demand, stock market is doing what happens if you just print money and funnel it into stocks... simple really... #thiswillendwell
$SPY $DIA $QQQ $NDX $VIX lol again, its thu same fukin names every day since march holdin this market up $ZM $AMZN $NFLX $MSFT $AAPL $ADBE $FB $NVDA #TECHBUBBLY2020 #THISWILLENDWELL
moms taking me out to lunch today to discuss my excessive gambling and cigar smoking.
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Donald is turning into Nixon. #thiswillendwell
If I'm not mistaken, Nixon was forced to resign.
#justsaying
SILENT MAJORITY!
Good luck to folk in England, aka Schrödinger's Quaranteenies - Simultaneously "Actively encouraged to go to work" but to also "stay at home" 🥴 #thiswillendwell
Caddying for the wife today in her match play event @platteview_gc . Off to a good start....
Put the damn phone down, you're burning my French toast.
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Looking good! 😂😂😂 #thiswillendwell
Probaby-never-going-to-happen conference organizing idea: If someone registers for a ticket without writing their last name, you can make one up for them. #thiswillendwell
18,000 jobs to go!!! What about the $50 trillion outstanding in derivatives Deutsche Bank hold? The largest derivaitives book on Wall Street. The Lehman of 2019 #Deutschebank #thiswillendwell
@EverydayEagle @Furrystoat @KimsInAmerica @angusmacferret @DumetellaSuperb @AlaskanCourtney @Walter_lars @Crazz1818 @EmmySL @The_Monarch Maybe their next Bull-On-A-Leash visit can be to a China Shop. #ThisWillEndWell
@tofar1 @thelandnews How about wheat? Maybe set up a single desk for exports? Also, the first mangoes of the season are always very expensive. Can we put a cap on that?
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