julia

this probably isn't a good idea

[Amanda Serrano @Serranosisters]

I landed 107 more punches, she got a point deducted and I lost 95-94 lmfao

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Please stop acting surprised. A right-wing populist being elected when the people of a country are barely living paycheck to paycheck is, historically speaking, the most predictable thing that could have happened.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m buying a gun

[Achalugo @_MsLinda]

At some point in your career, being liked and respected will equally be as important as how skilled you are.

Do not, I repeat DO NOT turn down invitations to socialize with your peers and superiors. Happy hour? Be there. Chilling by the pool? Be there.

The game is the game.

[M!RI @whitney_jewston]

She:
- invented the wireless radio system which laid the foundation for modern Bluetooth and Wi-Fi
- fled her fascist husband to give his plans to the US while hiding her jewish identity
- performed the first female orgasm on screen
A true hero in brains, beauty, and bravery

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

there’s this woman awhile ago who tweeted something like “i was mentally ill until i fell in love with someone i had to have my shit together to be with, so i decided to stop being mentally ill and it worked” and not to overstate this but there’s something real and impt here

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

thank god we already got this man a ring or else this would’ve been the most depressing photo of my life

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

This is my favorite type of corny. I have been laughing for 5 minutes now

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Elliot Page

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

They should make a Diet Coke with Wellbutrin in it

[stoned & sad @midposting]

ur in her dms, i’m on google looking up nutrient rich soils i’d keep her in if she was a worm

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Reminder: The Catholic Church will not baptize a stillborn baby, because it never took took a breath.
Life begins at first breath, and ends at last breath.

[Dr. Jennifer Swartz-Levine @JenniferSwartz2]

@pludger My mother, when I was little, said "all cooking is chemistry," and taught me about chemical reactions as I learned to cook and bake. She worked in a research lab before I was born...

[kc @BasedCasey]

lets bring back poptropica

[Nix 🕊 @startingfromnix]

alpha overheard in a Trader Joe’s:

“bro? what’s the point of making 6 figures if you don’t buy your gf flowers from time to time?”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nah @youtube say the whole thing

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home