Happy Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan month or otherwise known as August! May your air be salty, your doors be rusty, and you feel alive for the first time in a long time!
mind you, she's the first olympic medalist for the us since 2006, first gold medalist since 2002, and the first women's singles figure skater to win two gold medals ever
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!