Julia Mirsky

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

my professor had an arranged marriage and he's obsessed with his wife so I'm thinking I'll just give up and let my mom take over from here

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

#donorschoose #NYC #SLP #speechpathologist @billyeichner @BillGates @melindagates @DannyDeVito @TheSharkDaymond @lala @DollyParton @PaulaAbdul @MarcAnthony @JLo @taylorswift13 @finkd123456789 @AdamSandler

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

I'm an SLP in D75, the special ed district of the NYCDOE. The school is new, I am a first year SLP & currently the only SLP. There's a lot of need. If you're able, please contribute, it would be appreciated!

Link in replies. Use code LIFTOFF for donations to be doubled up to $50

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

https://t.co/6wrToAsvUp

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

@KenyonJody https://t.co/I9hh4bWBEe

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when I see that September starts this week:

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

There’s nothing that can bust through my anxiety meds like having to sit through my mom ordering at a restaurant.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[Jonah Wolff @jwolffnj]

*opens twitter*

Twitter:

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

How many exclamation points can I include in 1 work email before I sound deranged

[Johnny Bananas @johnnybananas]

My rock

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

The sound is SO SATISFYING every time

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when you think brunch means 11 but your friend makes the reservation for 2pm

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me at lunch with my friends

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

my toxic trait is that, no matter what, I am always in the mood for a bagel

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

@Barkin96 HAHAH i was gonna ask!! knew it😎

[Julia Mirsky @juliamirsky]

@Barkin96 I’m just seeing you in a diff light and it’s not a good one Brian

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

if you don’t like pickles keep that shit to yourself that’s fucking embarrassing