Julia Murphy

admirers welcome

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Inside of you there are two lions

And they're both lost in a cornfield in Indiana

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

He said the whites know gasolina

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email

My nurse friends: my patient died today

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Bro it feel like its 14 PM

[Alexis @hialexis_]

Man I told these 23 year old girlies I was 28 last night and they went “whaaaat you look so gooood!” yeah bro I’m 28😭😭😭😭😭omg lmaooo

[shato @meishato]

i’m a pretty chill person as long as i don’t get irritated in any form whatsoever

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[bt @b__________t]

every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Omg can we talk about something else is this like the only person that has ever fucking died

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

sun is setting earlier and earlier

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know