Julian Paterson

Gambler

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@sid_lambert Perfect hat trick too, no less. Even meets the German requirements of all being scored in one half.

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Rybakina quietly gone about her business making light work of the grunter #USOpen

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Credit where credit's due, Bazunu totally redeeming himself today after the West Ham game #bwfc

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Fucking shite from Bazunu that #bwfc

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@WatsAKilometer @Zeug_ @cal_thornhill G augmented 007

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@sid_lambert Arthur Fowler's infamous breakdown after Pete Beale didn't step up for the offside trap.

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That has to be a second yellow for Paredes, ref bottled it.

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@dicosta_ @TrooperSnooks Well done for proving his point. You're no doubt too thick to realise.

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The most galling England performance possible.

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How the fuck is that not a yellow card?! #ENGARG

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@FootballInT80s Devastating, will struggle with the card tricks now.

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This is a 10/10 performance from Nyland here #BRANOR

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Erling Braut, what a man #BRANOR

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If De Fougerolles goes into that tackle with his left foot he most likely wins the ball instead of committing the foul.

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Amazing that this tosser left Trent Alexander-Arnold at home only to have Djed Spence playing as an advanced right back attempting to deliver balls into the box.

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Get Rashford and Madueke off immediately

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Bellingham showing these pathetic England wingers how it's done.

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@FabrizioRomano @guardian Tuchel is a stubborn arsehole. Had the chance to swallow his pride and bring in Trent when Livramento got injured. Criminal to bring in Chalobah instead and have no cover at right back when we all know Reece James is made of glass.

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@surfin4funz @BBCMOTD The offside was only after that challenge though. It was against Semenyo since he was beyond Pickford with only Reece James between him and the goal when it hit him. We got lucky.

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Wow what a game, best watch of the World Cup so far and Cape Verde have got some proper ballers.