Julian Stofa

Often wrong, but never in doubt || UCSB alum

[iHoop Forum @iHoopForum]

@Mikebeenhere Tell her Destinys Child just traded prime beyonce for current Britney Spears and a 15 year old version of either Zack OR Cody.

[Matt Saunders @SensitiveMatt22]

My greatest fear in life is having a son that disrespects women

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[M.E 🎾 @Emmys]

Tall people act like they earned it

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

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[Julian Stofa @juliansf97]

@ucsantabarbara Recently visited his memorial to pay my respects, brought me a lot joy before those ochem exams…

[UC Santa Barbara @ucsantabarbara]

Happy #InternationalCatDay! Who remembers the late Big Boy, cared for by our community for over 15 years? 🐈‍⬛

Full story: https://t.co/aEtrvRNZvI

[Julian Stofa @juliansf97]

Newest ick I’ve witnessed is flexing for the flex cam and not getting on the Jumbotron

[Tacitus Kilgore @SoftGrungeDad]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Arli @Arlianarojas]

i be two tequila sodas in trynna explain to everyone at the function that we need a high speed rail system across the US

[Julian Stofa @juliansf97]

What I learned after being in Ohio for 2 days is that I am actually 6’4” here

[Julian Stofa @juliansf97]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

this is my cry for help

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

God it feels good to be the world’s apex predator

[Arli @Arlianarojas]

i’ll never seek help bc i’d lose my sparkle

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[joey @pavementfan01]

Do folks even risk it for the biscuit anymore ?