Julian Smith

I made this for you.

[zombie手帖 @zombietecho]

モンスター軍団 vs. 町内会！　ホラー・コメディ映画『Hold the Fort』が米配信スタート。念願のマイホームを手に入れた夫婦ルーカス＆ジェニー。しかしその家は、地獄から這い出たモンスター軍団と、強権的な町内会の抗争のど真ん中だった！　ウィリアム・バグリー監督。

[William Bagley @willibeats92]

HOLD THE FORT | Behind the Scenes Featurette - Starring Julian Smith, Chris Mayers, and Haley Leary

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

https://t.co/MWdUFLsbbW

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Fun clip from HOLD THE FORT!

[William Bagley @willibeats92]

HOLD THE FORT - Starring Julian Smith, Chris Mayers, and Haley Leary. JUNE 23 on VOD

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

AV Club members who’ve been so patiently waiting on various perks will get a free ticket to our VIRTUAL WATCH PARTY where we’ll do a live commentary and Q&A! (And that’s just a friendly bonus/thank-you/sorry, NOT a replacement perk❤️)

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Get ready for HOLD THE FORT! It’s full of laughs, action and surprises. It drops on digital Tuesday June 23. Pre-order now and support independent films!!

This movie has held a perfect 100% on Rotten Tomatoes since last July, through its entire festival run. Link below👇

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

https://t.co/MWdUFLsbbW

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Buckle up yall. I’m about to tweet like 3 whole times this next week. Someone has a funny movie coming out and it’s 100% FRESH on Rotten Tomatoes👀

Follow for clips, updates and announcements!

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

https://t.co/iH3ZLbZleK

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Speechless. Just discovered the email form on my website hasn’t been sending me any messages for a year. 🤦‍♂️ No error messages. Just quietly broken. If you’ve used that form to reach out to me/Papertown for work, I want to hear from you! It’s fixed now. Website link in 🧵👇Thanks.

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Lex is new around here. It happens.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

It appears my TikTok account got banned without any warning after posting a clip from my interview with Donald Trump.

Hoping it's a mistake.

@tiktok_us @TikTokSupport please help. My account on there is @lexfridman

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

@nofuneralplease I’m playing GO. You’re playing chess.

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

If you’re voting Kamala!
There are much bigger stakes at play this time than taste and sex.
These will have their time later.
You will be remembered as misinformed: geopolitically, culturally, militarily, and monetarily

Kamala hasn’t ever even OWNED A BUSINESS, much less, the other items on the list. Who is her boss?

This is AMERICA

Forget personal attacks

Love or hate him, vote Trump.

#NoWars

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

@3xuvium Yes - Coming soon to a constitutional republic near you

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Were your history books pre-blessed?

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

If you wish to attack me on this, you must first take me one sentence at a time, carefully, like I did. Good luck.

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

If all were more honest
Our world would be stronger
Relationships would persevere longer
Skin would be thicker
More empathy, just
The deafening cry of our doubts,
Swiftly hushed
With reverence we’d live
Our return to the dust

If all were more honest
How could we be woke?
Any pain inflicted, be it malice or joke
Would be pain incurred
We’d emerge from the eaves
Our justifications a steadier breeze
We’d remember the wild, consider its leaves
The air we will breathe

We would need for nothing
If all were more honest
The debts of our brothers and sisters
Upon us
All would heed as the universe slowly dissipates
This party on earth
Defies the great crossfade to black

As the stars surrender their levity,
Fold in on themselves
Leaving only their gravity
Might our own weight succeed us
And live through eternity
One might call it heaven or hell or uncertainty

Might our words build more bridges
Might we graciously trade
Might the entropy left in our wake
Serenade
If all were more honest

I made this for you, © 2024

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Be careful which dark age you subscribe to.

Jokes struggle to be funny. Headlines untrue?

Keep on💜

[Julian Smith @JulianWasHere]

Triumphant journalists: is it your fiduciary duty to make clickbait?
Rather, is it not your duty to journal well, and test said well before drawing from it?
Unless duty be dooty.
Musty evolutionary norms.
Please consider.