Julia Rose

FUNNY HA, HA? first ever midwest transplant in NYC. professional pretend-player, movement artist, pop culturista

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this day January 24, 2020 at 3:30am I was flippantly interpretive tutting (?) to BBC World News reporting on some virus in China and I don’t know if that’s hilarious, ironic, insensitive, or just fucking weird but here’s that deranged little time capsule 🥴

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I unlocked $33 Rush tickets for JOB on @TodayTix! https://t.co/p744mUTbBp

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I unsubscribed from the Brian Lehrer show pod and have never felt more free

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if you don’t like Red Scare, maybe it’s cuz you’re not listening on 1.75x speed like literal God intended. all the hotties b doing it. @annakhachiyan @nobody_stop_me

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I unlocked $29 Rush tickets for Death of a Salesman on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/1DIDLn4VSk

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I unlocked $25 Rush tickets for Kate Bertlant's "Kate" on @TodayTix! https://t.co/s2hOhL1Ghy

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@BPie7 Where to?

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First bout of virality careful it’s contagious #npr #radioimpression #impression #TikTok https://t.co/HIprLO3zhO

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It’s insane how many of our problems we could solve by just drinking more water. It’s like the only thing you need to not die and we’re out here just playing god with our own existence

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I can’t explain why Lizzo saying Balenci-ussys makes me so irrationally furious but it does

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@elonmusk How about the institutions that want to control my human rights?

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Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley

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anybody else want to live inside the opening synth arpeg of Everything in Its Right Place or m I neurodivergent?

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Be the 🤠 #TikTok https://t.co/uH2WCofko8

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Why does Lil Nas X sound like something I’d take before getting on a Spirit flight? 🤢💊

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I am officially a sucker also hella competitive watch out

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As a rule I like to think homophobic Republican legislators are surely closeted gays and Republican legislators who cry pedophilia are closeted kiddy p*rn viewers and Republican legislators so obsessed with faith are Satan. Sorry I’m joking…I mean *all Republicans are Satan.

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hear me out: Solar Power is not disappointing, it just came out a year too soon