jules

is it over now?

[jules @juliatallardy]

so you know how everyone has a talent? mine is that i can draw dicks like really fucking well

[jules @juliatallardy]

can’t believe i’m getting married in a month

[tori @dietcokestan]

celebrating owen hunt leaving grey’s anatomy even though i haven’t tuned in since the stone age

[jules @juliatallardy]

worst fucking part of moving halfway across the country is my brother just had a baby and I’m not there to meet him right away

[jules @juliatallardy]

the adult version of having “a pleasure to have in class” on your report card

[jules @juliatallardy]

my doctor said i’m a great patient since i actually listen and come prepared to my appointments, the people pleaser in me is riding a high rn

[Soba Shots @ What is your dream? @_gravit0n]

Babies can't eat anything but milk from their mothers or formula. Even giving them plain water can cause water intoxication, and they can't digest solid food at all.
So banning formula IS intended to kill children. It is a move deliberately targeting children.

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

Time for me to bring back this video

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10

[claire @claireyael]

the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better

[Kalee 🍉 @clementinekalee]

If I ever hear a man say your body, my choice out loud in person with his whole chest

I’m going to jail & y’all better bail me out

[໊ @wynrosei]

hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like baby you are supposed to be a mental disorder please stay in your line

[jules @juliatallardy]

if i see one more person share/tweet that “i’d rather ____ than see taylor swift in concert” i’m gonna comment and ask if they want a cookie or something because damn

[jules @juliatallardy]

it’s amazing what filling in my eyebrows does for my overall confidence level

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

Please stop posting your northern lights pics when I tried to see them and couldn’t.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[em @emilyagain]

no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

[jules @juliatallardy]

just ruined my fiancé’s day with this news

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey got married to alligator tour guide Jeremy Dufrene today. (via Daily Mail)

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

AN EMMY AWARD SCENE!! YALL BETTER PUT SOME RESPECT ON COUSIN’S NAME

[jules @juliatallardy]

still in disbelief that one of our general managers specifically asked for me to make my chai sugar cookies that he had from christmas, can’t believe my baking is famous at work