Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.
This week I decided to start my workout journey. I just finished my third workout of the week, and so far all I have to show for it is that fact that I’ve gained 2 pounds each day. #whatamidoingwrong#iwanttogiveup#inneedofsomeperserverance