Julia Hu

I'm not this funny in real life

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

I think this is the best joke I've made in my life

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@handshaketix @ann_nguy

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[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@resy who are your software engineers…i just wanna talk

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

Guys what happened to the iPad mini

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

Today I told my dad that when he moves in with me when he’s old, I’m cutting off his wifi at 11:59pm because it’s my house and my rules #feelingpowerful

[Texas Debate @utxdebate]

Thank you to everyone who has shown love to Justin and support to Texas Debate as we navigate this difficult time. Please consider channeling your goodwill into financial support for Justin's family as they deal with the costs of this sudden tragedy. https://t.co/TrmAwyOIIJ

[Courtney @K9NO]

At a sorority the campus police came to talk to us about being safe at parties. He was telling us the usual “don’t drink too much”

I asked him “what are you telling the boys?”

He responded “well boys are different I tell them the sex won’t be as good if she’s too drunk”

[✩ beanbo baggins ✩ @BBeam_o]

THE GUY IN THE BACKS SCREAM WHEN HE GETS FUCKING LAUNCHED OMFGGJFKFKGK

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

People who think being the first to finish a test is social clout frighten me and should not be trusted

[Texas McCombs @UTexasMcCombs]

FIRST PLACE: Congratulations to the Texas Undergraduate Investment Team for placing first out of 20 at USC Value Investing Conference! #WhyMcCombs

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

*sees boy wearing shorts in 40 degree weather*
"weird flex but okay"

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@Britt_ballou @nishaldesai @jonnguyenn

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

some of yall are thinking, "the only butterfly i know is the monarch.." but that's not normal! other states can't name butterflies! its texas's butterfly

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

isn't it weird how Texans know our state's butterfly??
apparently it's not like that anywhere else??

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@destinychaynes i've literally been drafting this tweet for 5 years

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

does anyone else get self-conscious of how fast their windshield wipers are going?? like "omg mine are at least 2x the speed of that guy's.. gotta slow it down so I don't look like a loser..."

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@nishaldesai gross

[Julia Hu @juliaxhu]

@desai_aneesh97 i swear it's a thing

[Laura Bush @laurawbush]

I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance policy is cruel. It is immoral. And it breaks my heart.

https://t.co/he1uw1E96A