julie danielle

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

let your friends post bad pictures of you bc the worse you look online, the better you look in person

[🗡️ @VISVNYA]

she said she wanted a negroni sbagliato with prosecco in it

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Turns out the funniest joke in the comic works in the show too!!!

[Bobin the Coward @bewbin]

when i was 23 i MERCILESSLY mocked 28 year olds for basically being 30 but not that im 28 i think we should all find the warmth of kindness in our hearts<3

[scientist @WeAmourAmara]

Allegedly

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

@DaroldMolten wow read that back when you’re sober CRAYZ TUG

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

first look at inside out’s new emotion character: “homosexuality”

[fuglycoral @sexyshrew]

i want to buy a podium for my apt so my friends and i can get on there and properly rant to each other

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

every time my coworker talks to me I contemplate killing myself in front of her

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

@karlabarre Lmao I wish she would share more I am FASCINATED!!

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

there’s this girl I follow on insta who hard launched the birth of her baby by saying he was in the NICU bc he absorbed too much poo in the womb. No name, no weight, nothin. Just “absorbed too much poo”😭 I think about it all the time

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

@DaroldMolten Poop ass mcgee

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

every time she posts a pic of her baby now I’m like “ah yes. The poo baby.”

[matilda mother @amxndamichelle]

a drunk girl without a cigarette is like an angel without wings

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Dating terrible men should kinda be like serving in the US military. Like you get health insurance for life and a pension from the government afterwards

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

me talking about my coworker who is my new mortal enemy

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

@_wheresniki Dude my other coworker brought him a box of tissues and he said: “I’m okay I’ve already got some *sniff*” and continued to the REST OF THE DAY. I was digging my nails into my desk!!!

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

How do you nicely tell your coworker that their sniffling is driving you insane and to PLEASE just blow their nose into a kleenex

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

@kimberliestarr Not the toddler cough😭 we should be legally allowed to fight our coworkers once a year. I think I would unleash 26 years of pent-up rage

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

I take back everything I’ve ever said about working in-person I am not a people person I am not meant to interact with others. I hate the general public and god I am not capable of handling the sound of their wet boogery nasal cavities