Julie Odsgaard

Part time shapeshifter 👽
Looking like a bitchy Barbie 💖
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[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

@criminalplaza Some countries do actually have period leave and I need that to be a thing here.

I think you need a doctor to sign off on your periods being especially painful, but that's it

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

When I was little, my family got a holiday card from our friends David and Donnie. The conversation went like so:

me: Mommy, why do David and Donnie live together?

mom: Because they’re married.

me: Oh. And who is Sebastian?

mom: Sebastian is their dog.

me: THEY HAVE A DOG?!

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

Because you all need to understand that

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Since the photo of Queen Elizabeth visiting her crown colony of Hong Kong in 1975 is making the round, it’s perfect time to remind people Britain forcibly made Hong Kong its colony as result of waging a war to sell Opium to China. A 🧵

[🌷 ❀ azalea fairy ❀ ⁷ ☀️ @seokuva]

babie duck falling asleep wearing tiny frog hat 🦆👒🐸

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

I think the greatest gift that @RuPaulsDragRace ever gave the world was the gift of @AlyssaEdwards_1

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

I miss them 🥺

[Hannah 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @rejectedhannah]

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I’m such a “why” person. Like I just gotta know why

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

Still wouldn't recommend ldr for anyone. This is next level painful. Not being able to spend time together in person, having to do everything virtually.

When I say I'm moving as soon as the border open, I mean it 😅🥺

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

Would've never seen myself getting into a long distance relationship, because your girl is a massive extrovert. Fast forward to the beginning of this year. I met my boyfriend, the literal embodiment of perfection for me. 7+ months later and we have the healthiest relationship 🤸🏻‍♀️

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

Can instagram pls stop trying to be TikTok and let me see my friends posts. I don’t want random videos... I want my friends terrible drunk pictures from their trip to Epcot

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

If your man begs you to not use protection but won’t get a vasectomy, dump his ass. He’s willing to put you at risk for the 30 seconds he’ll last “because it feels better” ??? Lol, nah

[💙Vaxxed💙🌊 @rage_bot]

@KenzeeGiles When a woman leaves her house and when a man leaves his house, they enter different worlds.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

🙂

[Emrys K. C. Hanson @Thymbraeus]

WE JUST SAW A CAR THAT HAD BOTH A BLUE LIVES MATTER AND A RAINBOW FLAG AND MY BROTHER SAID "There's both pride and prejudice on the back if that car!" AND I AM DECEASED

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

This is why I will never stay at an Air BnB. Too many creeps.

I check my hotel rooms as well. Unfortunately it's more common than you think...

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

texas took more action against drag queens than guns after 19 kids died in an elementary school shooting.

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

Well…

[Julie Odsgaard @julieodsgaard]

Seeing a friend grown as a person, is one of the best things in life!