Julie Sober

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Dear GPS, Please add an, "avoid ghetto" option. Sincerely, Scared http://t.co/4dIf8crBUP

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http://t.co/D41LJ1h5kX Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two.

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Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional. http://t.co/BKYc97Upxf

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"It's MY way, or that other way!" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway http://t.co/VRDJygrqlJ

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Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations. http://t.co/qNLZ05Tn1E

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http://t.co/SsJb1tXALb I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper.

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http://t.co/irlWvrDWdz Congrats to Lindsay Lohan for successfully portraying what happens to mean girls after high school.

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http://t.co/ni7wKn3wNY I get all of my news from "We Didn't Start The Fire"

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http://t.co/PPWKQkovC4 the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it

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http://t.co/4szuWlvWic The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught.

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http://t.co/h6pQFBMxYm Remember when we were all like "FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'

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Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy? http://t.co/1WygOw1Tml

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Canadians Join Us for the Zerona Canada #FatBeGoneAThon Twitter Party tonight at 8pm EST! RSVP here: http://t.co/6o3NlXStAr

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Just 20 mins until #RapidInchLoss party, can't wait!

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Don't forget - Mocktails & More by @SoberJulie A Great Gift http://t.co/RjBM9cZW #HolidayMocktails #holidaymocktails

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Thank you to #HolidayMocktails hosts @ThisLilPiglet @ChancesMommy @MommyMatter #holidaymocktails

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The winner of the Nokia Lumina 800 is @TanjaPaq please fill out this form http://t.co/xgVXdpCL to claim. #HolidayMocktails

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Everyone on the edge of their seats yet?? #holidaymocktails

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Mocktails & More from @SoberJulie at $8.99 a great gift http://t.co/RjBM9cZW #HolidayMocktails #holidaymocktails

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Drum roll please.... #holidaymocktails