Juliet Seniff

writer @hulu @alexinc @AngieTribecaTBS, @YourFamilyTBS, @FunnyorDie, @UCBTla, @MarieClaire. lover of bikinis, bichons, best-belling books

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@ira @annehelen George Lopez acting debut!

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just give lady gaga the super bowl residency already

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Hello Twitter, I’m back. I just thought of a really funny inside joke about me, you wouldn’t get it

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Woke up this morning barefoot on a bus bench outside the San Diego Zoo - Mother’s Day just gets crazier every year

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There's nothing quite as sad as wearing #SquadGoals apparel when you're alone

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no need to spend money on a baby on board sticker when driving a Hyundai Santa Fe, we get it

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Tax-related ? How many deductions do I put for the 5836 ppl who use my Netflix account

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F.U. money means driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker that says my other car is a Camry that way they know you have 2 cars

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Just got in trouble for calling someone a witch. Apparently the preferred term is Magical-American

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Do angsty teen ghosts say "I wish I were alive"

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Dude, just remembered my dream last night -- Tom Hanks went trans

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Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, got into Harvard despite mediocre grades...after his father donated 2.5mil. The system is rigged, yes.

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I wonder if they refer to it as "11/9" in England

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@allynrachel thanks 😻😻😻

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A little piece I wrote about why voting for Trump just to spite Hil is a bad idea... https://t.co/mFDnVyW6lq via @MarieClaire

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Just dawned on me that KKK people are probably really into Hangman With Friends

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Will someone please do a "I Know What You Did Last Election" movie trailer parody about Trump voters already?

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@Heather_Poole @marieclaire love that!

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Just realized the Staind song playing in my Uber ride is not an isolated incident... it's the whole album. V confused about life right now

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Sitting alone at the bar at the Omni Hotel Charlottesville LOL