Julie Woodhams 💙

Ballet lover and gundog fan. Work - rota coordinator for general surgery at an NHS hospital - challenging but I love looking after all my trainee doctors

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@Dr_DeanS What did they say when you pointed it out to the rota coordinator?

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@GOLDBABYO Your colleague was stupid, but where I work you'd be in trouble for leaving your computer unlocked 😏

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@TheHost_ What's a "push gift"? (And well done BTW)

[Lester @Chen]

the best 3 minutes of video I've watched this year

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@Matt_Pinner @chris_bill Nope - celeriac has a more knobbly surface than that. It's a swede!

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@NostalgicHubb Depends if those 2 golden retrievers weigh the same 😂

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@SuGaR_Babbyyy 12.58

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@adnan_aliyu @Mishi_2210 @grok 22 live ones, or 52 in total

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@Amelia558rs Absolutely, definitely, number 1😍 (hair looks good in that photo too)

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@MHussainUrol @FrimleyRCC @areekhaye @FrimleyUrology @FrimleyHealth Welcome back Abhishek and congratulations on your post 🎉

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@BBCR1 @OfficialRandL @gregjames What was the answer to the question about the year????!!!!

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@fatmogs1 @HazelAppleyard @londoner_woman Most consultants in the NHS have either a PA, a medical secretary, or a clinical admin person to support them and are the point of contact for patients. Email and other forms of electronic communication (apps) are pretty normal in the NHS these days!

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@Jindo_1307979 Definitely not B. C's best IMHO but A is great too

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@Gosleepriya Megalomania

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@TheMekon_Venus Send them all to me, I love them! The only ones to beat them in the box are the Snickers 😉

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@davejthorp My votes went to George tonight. Karen was overmarked IMHO

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@Wisdom_HQ All depends whether they mean that those 7 men have 7 wives each. But that's pretty unlikely so let's go for the obvious

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@davey2k23 @NotFarLeftAtAll Looks great here!

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

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@HazelAppleyard 90 (What's with the hose?). And in my defence - wrecking the car wasn't my fault!!