Fake Julio Lugo

A comedy of errors.

[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

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[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

An infielder blew a perfect game with an error last night. And it wasn't me! Oops!

[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

Man, I wish I could be as good a hitter as Josh Beckett. Oops.

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Oh boy! I'm in the lineup tonight! Thanks, Tittie. Err, I mean, Tito. Oops.

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I bet I wouldn't make that play. Oops.

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Put me in, Tito! I put the WHYYYYY in TRY. Oops.

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Home, home on the range. Oh, wait, I have no range. Oops.

[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

Sorry about that error last night, guys. Oops.

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Tito said we're going on a West Coast Road Trip, so I hopped in the car and started driving west. Oops.

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I bet you were expecting me to brag about my 3-for-5 performance as DH last night. But I forgot. Oops.

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A miracle... they put me in tonight! But I was out at 2nd on a double play! Oops!

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Beautiful night for baseball! Beautiful night for benchwarming! Oops.

[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

Tried to put a diaper on my son, but put it on myself instead. Oops.

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Any idea why the crowd just booed Beckett off the field? Oh, we're not in Boston? Oops.

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I'm practicing for my new endorsement deal with Dunkin Donuts. Try the new flatwhite eggbread! Oops.

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Just ran out of the dugout to short for the bottom of the 3rd. Oops.

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It's raining in NY. Doesn't matter though, Tito forgot to put me in the lineup tonight. Oops.

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Went to Yankee Stadium, but it was empty and there was no grass. Then I found out there was a new one. Oops.

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In New York for the Yankees series. Tried to visit my old hood, Sunset Park, but ended up in New Jersey instead. Oops.

[Fake Julio Lugo @juliolugo]

Tried to save a bunch of money on my car insurance, but I switched to State Farm. Oops.