jules

burn your bridges
and leave no witnesses

[gm @graveyyyyyy]

“Fatherless behaviour” no this is the combined effort of both my parents stop erasing women

[tara @proletarat]

“This pic will be in future history books”

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

crazy how the only generation that will have the option to retire just fucking won't.

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

WHERE ARE THE DILFS

[president of club quinn @realityysimp]

i would like to see a debate between these two

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Men are not okay, y’all.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

my sims greeting each other:

[jules @julioolia]

🤮

[jules @julioolia]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Changed it for you ❤️

[jules @julioolia]

So I just shaped them, and then styled them to look like they would if had tinted them, literally a tiny bit more visible than normal. She loved them and said "I really do like having a darker brow..don't tell my husband!"

[jules @julioolia]

I had a client yesterday, who booked with me to shape and tint her brows but she ended up not wanting to tint them because her husband hates 'when he can see her eyebrows' (she is super blonde so..yeah you can't really see them) -

[jules @julioolia]

@NoahKahan @nbcsnl Congrats!!! Please tell Emma I said hi ❤️✨

[jules @julioolia]

Fucking legendary

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

rub your eyes @nbcsnl

[jules @julioolia]

@WriterDanee @LindseyCreated You should print this tweet on T-shirts, bumper stickers, yeti cups, etc.. (I say 'i hate it here' ~7x a day..so I feel you and I would buy all of the above)

[jules @julioolia]

@dark_rtist @OGlex444 @LindseyCreated Wanted to say this same thing! hahaha if they wanna be weird I'll be weird back tenfold