Julius Caesar

We may be 31 years apart but I still love her shoutout to Cleopatra btw sorry I had to skedaddle a little earlier than expected.

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Last post: me when Brutus was casted out of Rome for killing me then died by falling in his sword #loser #karma

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Me after being stabbed to death 23 times then finding out it was Brutus in 44BC
#brutal #traitor #heartbroken

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Me ruining Augustus’s life by adopting him when he was 18 cause I needed an heir #kind #futureking #spotsecured

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

When you find out your 21 year old “wife” and you are having a child but she’s married to her brother also…
#awkward #helpme

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

The delivery guy coming to my room to deliver Cleopatra so she could make a “political alliance”
#confused #slay

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Me meeting up with @VllTHECleopatra when I was in Egypt talking to her brother then finding out she was 21 when I was 52

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Me laughing after I find out that Pompey got assassinated cause of a bid to win me over
#crusty #takeaL #imagine

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Pompey thinks he’s so smart leaving to Optimates causing a civil war in Rome but he forgot who had the stronger army
#loser #dummy #braindead

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

You realize your daughter dying in 54BC means the Triumvirate is going to die with her
#NotMadJustDissapointed #Rude

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Us in Rome thanking Gaul because without them we wouldn’t be able to conquer France and Belgium
#thanks #Clueless

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

When you gain control of the entire Gaul territory then spend the whole time on military conquests
#loser #imagine #getPranked

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

When you were convinced that saving the Aedui tribe in 58 BC would make you a savior and not a conqueror

Then they give you a lousy crown of oak leaves
#lies #Be4real #BadPrize

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

POV me realizing I risked my life to postpone a persons death in 79 BC
#AreYouForReal #Wasted

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

When your dad dies and you have to act like you didn’t just do a choreographed
dance to “Oh I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” then find out you inherited barely any money cause of the wars going on.
#sad #broke #GotMyHopesUp

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

Pov Taylor Swift sang a song about how you joined the Roman Army at 19
#strong #BetterThanMarkAntony

[Julius Caesar @juliusCaesar234]

@VllTHECleopatra My bad boo