How to fix ESPN
1. Fire Stephen A. Smith
2. Hire more black people who KNOW sports.
3. Make all coverage of sports equal (you don’t need 3 segments a piece across 4 different shows about the cowboys, LeBron or Stephen A. yelling)
4. Sell the WWE streaming rights back to Comcast
5. Stop showing the same teams in every sport all the time. (We don’t need 47 games of the fucking Lakers out of an 82 game season.)
6. Don’t touch College Football coverage. Leave it alone.
7. Hire Stephen A. Smith just to fire him again.
8. Fire Paul Finnebaum (or however you spell his name)
9. Fix the streaming quality of the ESPN app and stop charging people 30 bucks for some mid ass quality shows. Plus make ESPN Plus worth it
10. The most important one: Cover any team but the Dallas Cowboys. They aren’t winning a Super Bowl, let it go.
ESPN’s projected schedule:
6a-11a: First Take
11a-noon: First Take/McAfee crossover
Noon-5p: McAfee
5p-10p: Highlights of McAfee/First Take
10p-5:59a: McAfee/SAS sleeping feed
5:59a-6a: one sports game in hyperspeed