When you pick up an order at B&N and as you’re leaving, you realize there’s an ink stain on one of the books but you don’t want to bother them so you just try to wipe it off and then ruin it more 🙃
the contractor is working on our bathroom and im on the couch on my computer and he says "if you're on a call or working, just let me know" and i dont have the heart to tell him the spreadsheets im working on are for my disney vacation.
to commemorate graduating from high school a decade ago, i will be listening to Olivia rodrigo’s album and feeling like an angsty 16 year old for the foreseeable future
civil war is one of my fav mcu movies and the airport scene is sooo good but honestly what was the end game there? were they really tryna kill all their friends like cmon lol
In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)