Juliette

never relevant and therefore kind of never irrelevant

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@janissajoy i work with a guy who used to be a professional clown! he said people always want him to perform for free but told me that there’s “a saying in the clown community- no money no funny” and i think about that a lot

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@NoahKahanikky @KateElliott41 @NoahKahan kate you should probably take him up on this!

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

i just fell to my knees in the abc commissary what do you mean 17th

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

In honor of its 17th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from ‘Glee.’

[Wicked Updates 🧹 @wicked_updates]

These things must be done delicately

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

all of my tweets are written + posted by an intern who sucks and is stupid. so if you hate them then that's why

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I would fall off of this so nasty they close down the facilities for the day

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

people who can eat cottage cheese are maybe the bravest people in the world and i’m not joking

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@KateElliott41 someone PLEASE get him some brown contacts!!!!

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

sorry for the amc a-lister i become this fall

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

don’t have to imagine, happened to me this morning. not something to laugh about.

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

imagine being so teeny tiny that you get carried away by a leaf ☹️

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

greetings from your hometown

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i order a small popcorn and only eat half because i’m so tiny and small and sometimes people sit on me because they don’t see me

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@gwenstacys among others!

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@gwenstacys my roommates and I used to have the andrew garfield ones framed in our house

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

@gwenstacys oh he is getting his money’s worth with that new hairline

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

just a canva pro membership and a dream 💗

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

Wicked: For Good x Amazon

[Juliette @julpaiholz]

prairie 3 will never die :/

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

Good grief…