Juls 🥰

funny, cute, annoying, humble

[Juls 🥰 @julsabramson]

TWITTER PLEASE I want a comfy so bad please retweet me I need this win!!

[The Comfy @OriginalComfy]

@julsabramson We are not currently offering any discount codes, but if you get 100 RT's we will give you a free one! 😃

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“HE CAN’T DO TAXES. HE WORKS IN AUDIT.”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

[Neet @neet_sol]

if you’re “career driven” grow up. become hanging out driven. goofin off driven

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“Oh but no one wishes men happy men’s day”… Men don't celebrate International Men's Day for the same reason Britain doesn't celebrate Independence Day: they never had to fight for their freedom. Hope this helps

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

TOTALLY PAW-SOME. 🇮🇹🐶 #WinterOlympics

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

I’ve said this before but: If a plane hit turbulence and the pilot panicked, aimed the nose to the ground and crashed, no one would say “Well, you try flying a plane in turbulence.” They would say “That is a bad pilot. That’s not how pilots should handle things.”

[Juls 🥰 @julsabramson]

@guilhernunes_ Will this be available as a print??

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Altoona Tribune, Pennsylvania, January 7, 1939

[ali @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

PLEASE stop asking me about Christmas plans. I have Big City job! I wear stilettos! I have a proposal due on December 25th! The only breaks I’ll be taking are for coffee. Maybe at the new St. Nick’s Sweets & Sips that just opened…I hope it isn’t run by a hunk who loves Christmas

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

This meeting could have been an overnight visit from three ghosts

[bug girl @buggirl]

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..

[Juls 🥰 @julsabramson]

THIS IS DEEPLY PERSONAL TO ME

[youngexwives @youngexwives]

“LUCKY”, FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE @NYSMMOVIE, OUT OCTOBER 30 AT 9 AM PST
https://t.co/N8jge4dKls

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

what it feels like defending showgirl in a world full of performative thinkpiece writers